Achtung, fertig, Charlie!
| Title: | Achtung, fertig, Charlie! |
| Year: | 2003 |
| Tagline: | The "Original" Swiss Army Comedy |
| Directors: | Mike Eschmann |
| Writers: | David Keller (writer) Michael Sauter (writer) |
| Actors: | Michael Koch | Melanie Winiger | Myriam Aegerter | Marco Rima | Martin Rapold | Max Rüdlinger | Nicolas Steiner | Kaya Inan | Màrio Almer | Mike Müller | Lukas Frey | Pascal Nussbaumer | Jean Vocat | Max Sartore | Laila Nielsen |
| Rating: | 4.7 | 597 votes |
| Languages: | SwissGerman | French | Italian |
| Color: | Color |
| Country: | Switzerland |
| Company: | Zodiac Pictures International |
| Genres: | Comedy | Romance |
| Plot: | |
| In a Swiss church, Antonio Carrera is getting married to the pretty daughter of an Italian Mafioso, as army police marches in and takes him to the compulsory Swiss military school. | |
| Comments: | |
| 1) If you served in the Swiss Army, you WILL recognize yourself in thismovie… and will enjoy watching it. You get the feeling of: "Yeah,that's how it is… oh, yes, I remember that exercise… That guy isjust like our CO (or whoever)… oh, yeah, the Grenadier vs. Füsilierantagonism…" and so on..
If you never did serve in the Swiss Army, you probably won't understandhalf the jokes… and then the movie is just plain boring. This comedy is decidedly Swiss. You have to know the Swiss Army tounderstand it. I loved it, but I did serve. (I recognized myself most in the characterof Korporal Wyss…) Most of my friends who are not Swiss or managed toworm out of military training didn't think it fun… not because it wasinaccurate, but because they didn't understand the context. 2) The fact that this movie has been entitled to the most successful moviein Switzerland's film history makes me shake my head! It's true, butpitiful at the same time. A flick about the Swiss army could be a gooddeal better. The story sounds interesting, at the beginning: Antonio Carrera(Michael Koch) gets forced to absolve his military training by the armywhile he is in the church, wedding his love Laura Moretti (MiaAegerter). The Acting in some way doesn't really differ from just a few recruitsgetting drunk and stoned in the reality. Melanie Winiger plays her roleas the strong Michelle Bluntschi mediocre, personally i found herrather annoying. The storyline contains a comedy combined with a romance, which does notwork as expected. The romance-part is too trashy, and the comedy-partis not funny at all, it's just a cheap try and does not changethroughout the whole movie whatsoever. It's funny for preadolescent12-13 year olds, but not for such as those who search an entertainingcomedy. The humor is weak except for some shots. Dope? Cool! Stealing? Cool! If you want a proper comedy about the SwissRS, make sure you did not absolve your military training yet, and eventhen don't expect too much! I'll give it 4 out of 10 stars, because Marco Rima is quite funnyduring his screen time. Not a hell of a lot screen time though 3) I am swiss and I really liked the movie. Maybe it’s because I’m a girland I didn’t have to go to the military. I think the movie is funny and there are many parts that really can betrue. What I didn’t like too much is the acting of some actresses.Actually of just one actress. She’s better off just singing… Michael Koch was great and I hope he’s gonna be seen in other upcomingmovies. Melanie Winiger (ex Miss Switzerland) did a great job, just toosad she didn’t get successful in Hollywood. But I hope we’re gonna seemore of her acting. Marco Rima was great as usual. He’s a realcomedian! All in all I really love the movie, I think it’s worthwatching it. Unfortunately I doubt it will ever be shown in an Englishspeaking country (but maybe they’ll have English subtitles on theDVD)… 4) .. Switzerland has never had such a big movie-budget as at the moment,and still can't make any really good movies? ah yes right, they justdon't know how (yet)! for every conscript from Switzerland who has donehis military service or every girl who has had a boyfriend who did it(or done it herself), this movie is OK! (hence the 5 point vote).. somebits are funny, because they really took every cliché and overdrew them(the pacifist from the french speaking part of Switzerland forexample). the different dialects of Switzerland also have a big part inthis set up, and this of course works great in swiss-German. but as a movie for anybody else? .. no way! i would be astonished ifanybody from outside Switzerland (non-swiss) could really have a goodlaugh.. so much for the story. acting: oh well.. i've seen worse, but no Oscar-worthy performances.imagery/technical: they are getting there. it's OK, but some betterfilters would made it visually more appealing. 5) I really don't see why so many people are slamming this movie for itsadmittedly formulaic style. its a teen comedy, why are you expectingedgy scripts and high class thespians? its a piece of light reliefintended to amuse for a couple of hours! the film itself may not have the most original of premises and DUH itsnot realistic that failing to reply to your call up for militaryservice probably won't have you taken away from your bride on thewedding day – its called a plot device, yeah? the fact remains that itis a genuinely funny movie that certainly matches eurotrip or Americanpie for sheer quirkiness. it has some moments that don't perhaps gel sowell but overall its a good film that will provide you with a fewproper laugh-out-loud moments. Don't watch it and expect it to changeyour life, but do expect it to challenge your stereotypes of chocolatecuckoos cheese and neutrality. Switzerland is still very much a"traditional" society where women aren't as well respected as men andthere is a bit of gender inequality and this is highlighted. themilitary is seen by many swiss people as a period where they have toturn up yeah, but the weekends are a huge excuse for gettingdrunk/stoned with your squad-mates and this film shows this admirably. Great cinema no. Funny? hell yes. 6) I have no idea why the Swiss themselves seem to dislike the film. Iwork in the industry, and when saw this, I was very pleasantlysurprised. I only understood the subtitles, as is the case for almostall foreign films with me, and this was by far one of the funniest. So, I'm not really doing a fair comparison to Hollywood films. But if Iwas, I'd say it was somewhere between Eurotrip meets American pie interms of quality and comedic value. In terms of Swiss films, its by thefar the best and only Swiss film I've ever seen. Its the closest I've ever been to the Swiss army, but from what Iunderstand, its a joke. And this film makes a great parody of it. Plusthere is a token romance in it, Romeo and Juliet style, very tense. 7) Well, AWFUL is just the first name. This movie is a cliché-ridden pieceof junk. A high school comedy setup in a military training camp. I’msorry I had to give this 1 star which it did not deserve. THIS MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS: Just about everything is totally forced, unconvincing and unrealistic.The HEPO (military police) will not come to get you if you don’t makeyour appearance, especially not on your wedding day. The actors werepretty embarrassed during this scene, because the scene didn’t work asit was so highly unlikely. You can sense it in their voices. Even ifthey were not such bad actors, they wouldn’t have been able to save thescene. Next the guy has to exercise in his wedding suit. No, there was no timeto get him an uniform first. Man, this is great cinematography! I willremember this scene for the rest of my life. There are also GIRLS in the camp–exciting–one of’em even a model,though not looking that great–and the baddest actress I’ve ever seen.I doubt in Hollywood they would let her say a single line in a B movie. Okay girls in the military! Now this is getting fun. The girls are evenplaced on the same floor, so we can sneak to their room at night! Inreality they would be placed in a different building a quarter mileaway, separated by two fences with barbed wire. There are tanks available we can use for a fun ride in our spare time,of which we have plenty. No, the tanks are not locked, and the ignitionkeys are inserted. No one will notice the engine sounds, especially notat night. There is a bunch of sex scenes and references and all are below thewaste line. We need those so the sexually obsessed Germans will likethe movie as well. Switzerland is too small a market for any featurefilm. Well done! One sex scene takes place in the kitchen. Surely, none of thosefacilities are ever locked. The military routines are as sloppy as theycan get. In the end of the brainless flick, the mafia hit men are about the takerevenge on the poor guy trying to shoot him! Because he deserted hisfiancée! Sure I buy that, the Italians are that way–a jealous bunch(not). The bad guys attempt to do this in open daylight with two dozeneyewitnesses. Not at night in a dark alley. Again, military traininggrounds (where there is shooting with live ammo) are open to thepublic, anyone can freely drive or walk in there. There are no suchthings as guards or fences. The deed however is prevented by the good captain timely launching arocket into the Italians’ car. The explosion knocks the hit men and theenraged fiancée off their feet. No one in 40 feet distance is hurt whenthe car is blown to smithereens. It’s a COMEDY, remember. Okay. It’s a comedy, I got that, and I can live with that. No realismneeded. Filmmakers can easily get way with this if it is hilariously,side splitting funny, or entertaining, interesting, challenging.Unfortunately it is none of those. It’s just embarrassing. A rip-offfrom brainless American comedies. The latter are at least doneprofessionally, with no amateur actors. It is pretty boring and predictable, a waste of time and energy,especially to those sitting through the entire movie as I unfortunatelydid. Yawn. 9) The main problem with "…Charlie.." is, that’ it is a cynical movie toits bones. It is funny, it is smart, but it’s also a product of somecoke-sniffing talents in Switzerland. This ain’t no real movie with nosoul. It’s a product. A very good product indeed. If you have fun watching it, that’s OK, so did I. But the people who produced this movie did not want to produce a goodmovie, they wanted to get in the business, to make money, to touchwomen, they could never never never never touch. It’s awful to watch a movie like "Achtung…" in comparison to a movielike "Festen" or "Angst essen Seele auf" but it’s better than nothing. Or… no… "nothing" could be better than this soulless, heartlesscynical piece of success. People without heart and soul, please stop making movies. Thank You 10) This film makes "American Pie" a sophisticated movie! No further commentneeded. Humor is cheap, dialogues are stupid and the cast is awkward. Everycliché is used several times without any original twist. And far the worst,the movie turns out to be more catholic than the Pope. It’s so sad. |
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