| 1) There are not enough bad adjectives in the dictionary to describe thismovie. The acting is a joke. Not one actor in this entire movie hastalent. Not moderate nor slight talent. NO talent. The dialog is solaughable.
"I’m going to slice you like a turkey" says one of the victims to thekiller. "I don’t scare easy and I’m pi$$ed" says another.
The girls run around like descendants of Rambo, claiming they are goingto kick some a$$. Oh yeah, that’s real scary, watching chicks act likethey have been shot up with a gallon of testosterone. Why do women haveto try and act like men?
The only scary in the this movie is the acting, the direction, and thefact that it was ever made. This movie is an embarrassment to thehorror genre.
Avoid at all costs!
2) I gotta agree with all the negative reviews prior to this one. Thismovie is one of those movies (of which their are hundreds) that makesya wonder…… Who in the hell read this script and felt that it wasworth investing money into….. I mean, how does absolute, uselessgarbage like this even get get made? Why even make something thisuseless? I mean…. The horror crowd (who this film is obviously aimedat) will hate it. There’s ZERO scares… ZERO gore…. ZEROsuspense…. Stock cardboard characters (all in their LATE 20’s I’msure but they’re playing HIGH SCHOOL kids!) being played by stockcardboard NON actors….. G-Rated violence…… The T&A fans will hateit as there’s really ZERO nudity (it’s basically just cop-out impliednudity)…. ZERO sexiness (which is pretty pathetic since some of theactress’s were quite pretty)…. The "internet horror critic" crowdwill hate it because…. Well… They hate everything anyway (but inthis films case the "hate" will be well deserved).
This film is as GENERIC as they come and is a complete waste of time onevery level. It’s sad to spit on people’s hard work but c’mon… Ifyou’re gonna make a "killer in the woods" horror flick…. At leastdeliver on SOME level!!! This movie delivers on NO level.
AVOID IT.
3) A guy with a shady past goes on a "graduation" trip with his friends.There’s a killer in the woods and picks them off one by one and blahblah blah. Surprisingly minimal amount of gore, NO suspense (hint towhoever came up with the spoiler heavy play on words title, youstink!!), and the film’s 90 minute running time is endlessly crammedwith unneeded filler. The acting is horrible, the end reveal that youknow is coming STILL doesn’t make a lick of sense when it finallyhappens. In conclusion, my eyes have seen a glimpse of hell, thy nameis "Adam and Evil"
Eye Candy: Allison Warnyca as the sheriff’s wife gets topless
My Grade: F
Where i saw it: Starz on Demand (available till September 15th, 2005)
4) Wow. Another clunker from Canadian "auteur" Andrew Van Slee. At leastthis one is somewhat watchable, unlike his earlier epic "TotallyBlonde."
The scariest thing about this entire movie is the teeth of the actors.Instead of rehearsing, the director must have thrown a teeth-whiteningparty. Almost every character has teeth that look like chiclets whichhad been soaking in bleach for a week.
The plot line follows that of "Fiday the 13th" — the only difference,and it's huge, is that instead of watching the kids die one by one inimaginative efx sequences, all of the violence takes place off-camera.A shadowy murderer appears, the victim reacts, and we see the bloodyaftermath. The entire efx budget seems to have been spent on a bucketof fake blood and a number 4 paint brush.
Most of the actors are good, but a few are grade A hambones. Thecharacters are entirely generic. In fact, none of the human charactersare as interesting as the farm tools used by the killer. And we don'tget to see those farm tools act… just the aftermath.
The dialog is atrocious. The opening character set-up is a long,labored discourse which makes it clear to anyone who didn't alreadyknow that teenage boys like sex. They also call each other "dude" alot. It seems dated, but hey, maybe Canada's teens are on some kind ofculture curve. Another ten years and they'll be getting into hiphop.
There's a big surprise ending which I won't reveal. Anyone who makes itthrough this piece of dreck, even on fast-forward, deserves theminiscule thrill of the revelation.
The ending sets up a sequel, apparently intending to rip off"Halloween" in the next installment, since they blatantly ripped offthe theme music to set it up.
If you're tempted by the premise, skip this turkey and rent theoriginal "Friday the 13th" instead. Even if you've seen it fifty timesit'll still be more exciting.
5) A group of teens head out on a camping trip to celebrate their highschool graduation, but their party mood is short lived when theydiscover that a masked killer is hunting them down one by one. Now justwho is this killer? Is it the two shady fellas who followed them, thepark's grounds keeper, the sheriff or is it his unfaithful wife. Butthere's one thing that's haunting Adam's mind and that's the killerknows that of his terrible secret involving accidental death of afamily.
Um, I don't know what to really make of this travesty of a hack job.But I can tell you it's simply textbook stuff all round that's merelyplain ( err, but quite a dud more often) for what it is. Ugh, really Ithink I am being quite generous overall on this particular amateurishindie horror effort. What takes form here is a very typical backwoodssurvival slasher with just too much talk and innuendo and far toolittle action and gratuitous nudity. Which can be quite sad for thelack of skin, since there is some nice eye candy on show. It just seemsto promise more than it actually delivers, by teasing us with such tameexcuses for horror.
You can say that the film is just plain scary for all the wrong reasonswith such banal and cringe-worthy dialogues. Real deflated acting froma young cast of stock characters who are either constantly horny,lazing about and when the trouble kicks in, its all about the cluelessYELLING(!) and spiting out a good quota of badass drivel like youalways do in these situations. The story and atmosphere tries for that80s slasher feel by going for a big body count, but it totally missesout on the style with its lack of brutality and gory edge. Simply thedeaths are quite sudden and reasonably clumsy with some brisk editing.There's a little bit of nudity, but it's rather a quick topless scenefrom the Allison Warnyca as the Sheriff's wife. She's probably the mostfun that the film offers! But what made me grit my teeth was that theopening 30 minutes was incredibly boring with its rambling teens toyingaround in many filler scenes that I couldn't believe I still had anhour to go. It feels like it takes too long before the real fun beginsand when it does, it gets a tad better (well, maybe more like tweenyweeny bit). From the get-go you realise the cliché filled plot is aconvolutely rushed project that's completely bled dry of ideas. While,the back-story surrounding this slasher is just very cheesy to believe.But hold on it was the film's revelation that left me stone-coldbecause of the ridiculous motive and it goes over-the-top in itsdaftness. You can probably guess the killer just before the revelationwith all the hints that crop up, but it's quite unsatisfying anddoesn't make a whole lot of sense when you think about it. The usualred herrings feature quite heavily with some pointless characters whoare just there for that stupid factor than really adding anything ofreal importance.
The direction isn't awful but it's just generally uninspired. What wasfar from uninspiring was the downright noisy and really loud rocksoundtrack and overstated score that at times over powers certainscenes. There are moments when it suddenly goes nuts when the filmwould break into a montage with a supporting rock song. Damn, that didget annoying. The camera-work is pretty standard and quite relentlesswhen it has to be, but when it focuses on the killer we mostly see thelower half of the body. It's looks like it was shot on digital too. Thesetting is that of campsite by a lake in some brooding woodlands. Itdoes get atmospheric in spots, which is kind of good since there's nosuspense to be found.
Well, what's there left to say; it just takes a very big slice out ofthe slasher market without adding anything special of its own.
6) This movie is very underrated. I was surfing through the comments andthere’s not ONE positive review that I saw… Now I’m not going to sayit deserves the title of a GOOD movie, but it certainly doesn’t deservethe title of a BAD one either. It’s a typical B-horror slasher flickwith maybe a few flaws and cheesy moments, maybe some bad acting hereand there. But I’ve seen a hell of a lot worse B-horror movies (*cough*Scarecrow trilogy *cough*). And it’s a B-Horror movie so it was goodfor that. If it was a regular movie it would suck balls. But half thereason people dislike it is because of its budget. It wasn’t crappyfilming but not great either. It’s unfair that major horror slashermovies like Urban Legends, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Scream,Valentine, etc.. get a chance because they have more money which givesthem more to prove. Anyway. Plot original? Not exactly. But what isthese days? So was Adam & Evil a good movie? Certainly not. Was it bad?Certainly not. It was getting bad reviews for things just as common inHollywood than in independent films. To see this movie for yourself,the place you’re most likely going to see it is Starz! On Demand.
7) My wife and I occasionally like to find the worst films we can andenjoy them in a sort of MST3K sort of way. We came across this #$&! andknew it stunk of "worst film ever" potential simply from thedescription. Oh my…what a treat of awful "filmmaking". We debatedwhether someone could set out with the intent of making a "film" worsethen this one and succeed. We came to the conclusion that it would beincredibly tough, but possible. Though after factoring in this "film’s"collection of some of the least talented "actors" (although I’m stillconvinced they were pulled directly from a local High School Theatre101 class), we decided that a worse film script might be possible…butit would be impossible to purposely find a worse cast. I don’t care howabsurd you want to get…cast a film entirely with drunks off thestreet, chimps, or computer driven AI with the sort of "StephenHawking" speech…it still wouldn’t be as devoid of talent, as badlydelivered, or as lacking of any semblance of emotion as this castmanaged to do.
An awful…bloody awful film that is hilarious in it’s awfulness.
Brody Harms is now in the running for the "worst actor to ever be puton film" (or video in this case as I believe it went straight to)award. I’m talking hideousness in epic proportions…
a sequel to a film that was a sequel to a totally different movie, herein the UK this called Halloween camp 2, and my god what an awful moviethis is!!.
it's your basic slasher film from the eighties, a load of college kidsgo camping for the weekend with interest to drink lots of beer and havelots of sex. they first stop off at a rundown bar to use theirfacilities, and are told that some murders were carried out there andmaybe they should turn away and go home.
do they? of course not, the film would be over, they go to camp. startgetting murdered one by one in 'inventive' ways before realising thatthere may be a twist somewhere along the camp path.
the film involves a sub-plot involving some randy Sherriffs wife andthey all think that the murderer is the Sheriff, but could it also bethe bloke who looks like Cletus the slack jawed yokel, who justhappened to be dumped by one of the girls on the trip. or even maybe ithas something to do with something that happened a long time agoinvolving a fire work.
whatever, the film fails on several levels, the writing is poor as isthe acting and most of all the film is boring.
avoid.
9) "Adam and Evil" is a pretty good new slasher movie.
**SPOILERS**
After graduating from High School, friends Adam, (Sean Arnfinson)Yvette, (Lynsey Brothers) Rob, (Terran Orletsky) Seth, (Kevin Robson)Matt, (Brody Harms) Yvonne, (Erica Cerra) Evelyn, (Barbara Kottmeier)and Rachel (Tiffany Patterson) decide to celebrate by going down to acampground for a weekend of sex and drinking. Adam, however, is havingrecurring nightmares about a fire from years ago that killed hisparents. Once they discover there’s dead members, they try to escapebut are trapped at the campground. Figuring it’s best to find a way outseparately, they split up but all meet violent ends. Reconvening tofigure out what went wrong, they try a last ditch plan escape the campalive, and in the process discover a shocking realization about thenightmares that were plaguing Adam.
The Good News: Whoa, what an ending. This is probably the films’greatest strength: it has one of those endings that completely throwsyou and yet is seen as completely natural as well. It threw me as well,completely unexpected and very original. A solid twist, as well as themotivation for the killer’s spree. Many have said that it is a reallystupid reason, but it makes perfect sense given all the reasoning givenfor it. It expands upon earlier information given and then tweaks it sothe resolution is completely understandable and is yet unexpected. Outof the dozen or so deaths in the film, several are pretty original. Weget an arrow throw two people’s necks, a pair of hedge-clippers to slittheir throat, and two spears from a spear gun into one’s chest. Notreally a lot of great deaths, but at least they tried to have someoriginality with some of them. At least they didn’t do any of thetraditional methods of dispatching people with those implements. It’snice that we didn’t get the usual ways and they tried something tothrow us off. Normally, we hear about a death involving a spear gun,more than likely, it would be shoved into the victim or shot throughthe head. Originality was a nice touch. I was also surprised at thesuspense in the film. Since this takes place at night during a forest,we get many sequences where the characters are hiding as they hearfootsteps running around, with twigs snapping and bushes rustling andall those spooky noises you hear in the woods. With no lights, we areleft to rely on the person causing the ruckus to show themselves, andthe suspense comes when we have to wait to see how long they choose toremain hidden in the forest. Of course, that also leads to some cheapfalse scares in these scenes, but some of them actually work. Oneinvolves them hearing noises in the darkness, and begin calling out forthe killer to show themselves, and suddenly one of their party pops outon the opposite side where we expect them. A cheap scare that works.I’m still not sure where to put this, but since we get very littleglimpses of the killer, it either adds to the enigma, or irritates mebecause we don’t know what they look like. I’ll put it here since itdoes seem to make the killer a litter scarier than normal.
The Bad News: There is so little blood in this one, it’s insane. All weget in the way of blood is a small flow from a neck slit and some redaround body wounds. Very little blood at all in this one. Also, thisone has a very clichéd story in it: teens arrive at a deserted camp,tell the story of a local killer in the area, and then get picked offone-by-one by a masked killer. It doesn’t take a lot of effort to makea film with that kind of story to it, so this doesn’t score a lot ofpoints there. Also, there were tons of times I kept thinking, "Thesewere supposed to be hot teens? Why do only the women look good?" It’strue: the guys here look much worse than the women of the caliber inhere would go after. Not very realistic.
The Final Verdict: Despite this being a very bloodless film, this isstill a pretty good slasher. It’s got a lot more surprises than you maythink, and it packs one wallop of an ending. Recommended to those thatlive off the Direct to Video market, or those that like their horrorwith cheese and no blood in it. Slasher fans may heed caution with it,it’s a clichéd story that’s been done better before and far gorier.Unless you’re a completest, don’t bother.
Rated R: Graphic Language, Violence, Brief Nudity and a sex scene
10) *SPOILER ALERT* *SPOILER ALERT*
I bought this video for three bucks. There’s a bloody skull, (in theshape of an apple with a stem on top), with a snake crawling through aneye socket on the video box cover. I was kind of expecting to see somesort of biblical horror flick. I don’t bother reading the back of videoboxes anymore. I find that the back of the box is usually just asmisleading as the front. Although if I had taken the time to read it, Iwould have realized that this is just another low budget teen slashermovie. So a bunch of teens head to the lake to party down. There’s amad killer hanging out with them. Soon the teens will meet their fateas they bicker and argue about the best way to survive.
Slasher movies are about the slasher, not the victims. The successfulslasher flicks, (Friday the 13th, Halloween, etc.), realize that thevictims are nothing more than vessels for future blood and gutsspilling. The star of the show is the crazed killer. "Adam and Evil"makes the fatal mistake of assuming that we actually care about thesepeople. A lot of the movie is shot like an annoying teen flick withmusical montage segments of the gang having fun. The killer is kept amystery throughout the movie and is only revealed in the last tenminutes. When the killer is finally revealed, it’s a huge letdown."Adam and Evil" is pretty pointless with lots of arguing teen scenesand not enough mad killer scenes. Most of the girls were hot,especially the "brainy" girl, and we do get a brief topless scene butit’s not enough to save this one. It can be avoided. |