| 1) Well, I didn’t like it. Or, at the least what I mean is that I just sawa movie with tons of plot-holes, childish themes, and so on. However,you better believe my kids loved it. My son actually hooted andhollered when Sharkboy started fighting the plugs. He grabbed my shirtand motioned for me to watch, even though I already was. I think I justwitnessed my son discovering his first hero.
My daughter laughed and laughed. She loved Lavagirl. She thought it washilarious when Lavagirl zapped Sharkboy because he said someone elsewas prettier. And my daughter is old enough to understand the themes ofpursuing your goals and remaining strong in the face of discouragement.So I think she walked away very pleased with the film. She said shewants to be Lavagirl for Halloween.
If you’re 16+ this movie is a loser. You won’t like it, and thatexplains all the low scores you’re seeing here. This movie just isn’tfor adults. But if you are a parent looking to entertain your kids,this movie works. And if you are reading this near the end of 2005 orlater, you should probably know that renting this as a video will be afine way to keep your kids occupied.
-Tony
2) I took my 9 year old son to Shark Boy and Lava Girl expecting to see amovie for kids. I saw a movie for kids. Yes, the story was predictableand the acting could have been better. Many scenes had my son at theedge of his seat. He has a wild imagination and enjoyed seeing a movieabout a boy with a similar imagination. Taylor Dooley is adorable, andTaylor Lautner has some great moves in the movie. I asked my son for aquote about the movie: "It is exciting, adventurous, and the 3-deffects could have been a little better, but if it wasn’t 3-d itwouldn’t be good at all". It’s a kids movie and my kid liked it, maybeyours will too. I
3) I hadn’t planned on wasting my time reviewing this mess, but there aresome subtleties that crept into my consciousness after the secondforced viewing which may enhance a prospective viewer’s experience.
First of all, this movie obviously was designed for younger kids. Thatfact alone has a detrimental effect on a review done by an adult (ascan be seen by previous reviews). However, it should be noted that amovie for the target audience will most likely be attended by theirparents or guardians, and should be at least bearable for them also.This movie falls short in that regard.
My son, who is 5, absolutely raves about this movie, and will no doubtwear out the DVD in the next few weeks. But my younger brother, who is17, walked out five minutes into it. Kids under 12 will probably bebest entertained by Sharkboy & Lavagirl. It is a very colourful moviewith a lot of motion and many bizarre graphics. There is nothingoffensive in this movie by the way. Even the "fight" scenes are mildand clean.
Now, the main subtlety on my mind is that Sharkboy (who was the bestactor in this colourful, but mindless drivel) has obvious hiddentalent. This movie, however, was not the right venue to expose thattalent. Sharkboy moves well in action scenes and would be more aptlysuited to a martial arts style role. Also, Sharkboy has a wide range offacial expressions (although the ones emphasised by this movieconsisted mainly of scowls and frowns). With continued training,suitable roles, and of course (and most importantly) proper direction,Sharkboy could go far with his acting career. Also, he is a decentlooking lad, which seems to be a requirement for an acting career thesedays. I’m certainly hoping we’ll be seeing more of Sharkboy in thefuture.
Another noted item: If you have the 2D version, it seems to be farsuperior to the 3D. My son thought the glasses were fun the first time,but after that he didn’t want anything to do with them and now onlywatches the 2D version. Possibly this 3D effect is better if viewed ina theatre.
I’m giving out a rating of 7 for this title, simply because itcertainly has the ability to entertain the kids…which was its purposeI’m sure. I would definitely recommend Sharkboy & Lavagirl if you haveyounger children. For adults it has no value whatsoever.
4) This movie doesn’t really need a review. If you have a boy between theages of 5 and 12, you are probably going to have/get to see this filmso here’s what to expect:
More of the same… only less. Sorry if that doesn’t make sense but itwill. More of the same because it’s just like "Spy Kids 3-D" on the wayit looks and unfold. It looks like a video game and is verypredictable. Less is because there is, unfortunately, hardly any good3-D sequences. Nothing pops out at you the way it did in SPY KIDSexcept for when someone sneezes or throws something, and that is nottoo often. The 3-D in the action scenes was poor and barely noticeable.You can’t expect too much from the RED AND BLUE 3-D but this was a stepbackwards from SPY KIDS.
The good news is that you will probably not get a headache from the 3-Dlike SPY KIDS. My 6 year old loved it and did not say a word throughout(a minor miracle), so i guess it does what it is supposed to do.Entertain the kids.
5) Alright, I am bias… I don’t think I possess the ability not to be. Ihave read Robert’s book "Rebel without a crew", I have seen all of hismovies. So, I am a fan of what I feel he is trying to do.
I saw the trailer for this movie, and thought it looked well… like abad idea. But then I heard that it was his son’s idea, and I did warmup to it. That said I didn’t go to the theater expecting very much, butI knew I wanted to watch it with the mindset of a child. I have ayounger brother, and now that I have seen it… I want to take him. Butwouldn’t have taken him without seeing it first, as he is still quiteyoung. So my girlfriend and I went, and after a heated debate aboutfilm with some cinematic idiot while my girlfriend was in the washroom,we went in to see what it was all about.
So I’m not going to write out all the thing I liked it didn’t like as aplay by play on this movie. The one main thing that I really hated wasthe constant puns. But really, if I was a kid, I really think I wouldlike it, a lot. It didn’t seem all that different to me than any of thespy kids, and I plan on taking my little brother to see if my theory istrue. The 3D worked on me, and while things weren’t flying in my facethe whole time, it did give the movie a strange depth.
So what can I say, I was in no way expecting cinematic brilliance but Idid enjoy most of what I say created before me. I’m 20 years old, and Ithink I understood what they were trying to do.
So, I don’t know… give it a chance. Take a kid to see it, or just tryto enjoy it for what it is. But try to remember this, when you are akid your imagination is insane. My brother tells me the most foolish,crazy stories… because he is a kid. The movie lets imagination runfree, and I think that is a good thing.
6) I hated it.
My two kids (5 and 7) thought it was the best movie of all time. Andthey’ve seen lots of movies. Let’s face it: we can’t always dictatewhat the kids should like. This one simply appeals to them, and from aparents perspective, its basically harmless (except to the older crowd- then it is painfully boring).
I would recommend bringing a book.
Or a pillow and a sweater.
Or, at least some thoughts that you wanted to concentrate on for awhile.
7) I can't remember the last time a movie confused and tormented myfilmgoing soul as much as this movie did. Everything inside of me,everything in me that loves Shawshank Redemption and Vertigo and RagingBull and all these great great great classic movies tells me thatSharkboy and Lavagirl was awful. And it was. Drastically awful. And Ienjoyed almost every minute of it. Let me try and explain it this way -I have written ongoing lists of the greatest films ever made, and theworst films ever made, and Sharkboy and Lavagirl is the only movie I'veever seen that has gotten a placement in both lists for me.
Sharkboy is about a young child named Max who dreams up wonderfulfantasies and adolescent superhero type adventures. Eventually hetravels into this dream world aided by the aforementioned Sharkboy andLavagirl as they fight to keep the dream world a happy go lucky placefrom the evil Mr. Electric. So there's the story. Simple, childish, anda bit reminiscent of Neverending Story. I knew this plot before my 6year old cousin made me watch the film and I sighed. What a waste oftwo hours this would be. Then something strange happened. I got achill. Then Lavagirl and Sharkboy appeared and took Max into theirspaceship, and I got more chills. Throughout the course of the movie,especially in the end, I was enthralled and received more goosebumpsthan when I watched Braveheart, much to the embarrassment of mydumbfounded girlfriend.
I have no idea how to explain my reaction to the film. I was pleasantlysurprised, obviously, and I had a lot of fun watching the movie (I'mexcluding the terrible 3-D version of the film, which is a pointlessdistract-or and takes away a lot of the magic). Then why am I onlygiving this movie 5 stars out of 10 (a middling mark to avoid giving ita 10 or a 1)? For the same reason why the movie is both on my list ofmost hated and most loved – it's a bad movie. To say it's a guiltypleasure to me would be underestimating guilt and pleasure. The scriptis silly, the special effects are slapdash, the editing is at timesincoherent, the acting is atrocious, and there are moments where evenmy 6 year old cousin grimaced at the lame dialogue. But damned if thismovie isn't a lot of fun.
So I can't really recommend the movie to anyone over the age of 10. Istill can't believe that I, a 17 year old classic film lover, enjoyedthis movie as much as I did. But I can definitely tell that it's amovie younger kids, especially boys (for I'm pretty sure every boy thisage has dreams and fantasies just like the ones in the film) will love.I harkin this bizarre feeling I have for Sharkboy to when you find anold cartoon you used to love as a young child and watch it again. Eventhough you're reciting the lines and the songs like you did when youwere young, you know deep down that if it wasn't a childhood favouriteand gave you so much nostalgia, you'd hate it just as much as everyoneelse. This is what this movie was like for me. It was the childhoodflick I never got to see. Maybe that warrants a recommendation. Maybestill not. I really don't know – you'll have to see it for yourself andfind out.
Or maybe not.
This is sort of a double review cause me and my girlfriend watched thistogether and we both have "thoughts" about it.
My 9yo cousin gave us this movie just cause he liked it…he even gotus a couple pairs of 3d glasses to watch it with.
Both of us thought the movie was kid junk, but really isn’t that whatit was supposed to be? There were some fun spots though.
TRAVIS: Most of the characters I hated. (Too bad Mr. Electric didn’t doaway with some of em before he was defeated.) They were weak and poorlyacted…esp. Max. But I liked Sharkboy for the most part. He had thatcocky attitude that sort of appeals to me. And, although not original,some of his one-liners were cool.
ANNETTE: Travis is a bit harsh (as usual), but I’ll agree with himabout weak and poorly acted characters. I couldn’t even identify withLavagirl, although I thought she was quite attractive. Sharkboy was areally cute guy though. Mr. Electric/Teacher was nothing short ofannoying.
TRAVIS: Story was really lame, but it’s probably good enough foryounger kids. It pretty much bored me tho. Some of the 3d was okay andI noticed it looked a heck of a lot better on our LCD TV than the oldone.
ANNETTE: Yes. The story was very weak. But it was colourful, and asTravis noted, should appeal to a younger audience. 3d was fun, but notthe best I’ve seen. We watched this on a 27-inch LCD screen with quitenice results.
ANNETTE: I thought the scene where Lavagirl zaps Sharkboy out ofjealousy was the cutest part of this movie. And the way Sharkboy copiedthe tone of the Jurassic Park character’s false calm in his"yell…scream" comment when they were on the "train-of-thought" wassort of humorous.
TRAVIS: Yeah Annette. You would like that zapping scene! My favouritescene was when Sharkboy says "ouch" with that sh*t-eating grin on hisface when Lavagirl kisses him.
Well, anyhow, as you can see, we didn’t totally abhor this movie.Although I think we both agree the only decent acting was by Sharkboy.For the most part this movie was boring. But that’s most likely becausewe are too old for it. If you’ve got younger kids, it will probablyentertain them adequately. Avg. rating=5.
TRAVIS: I rated this a 4 cause it seemed to be cranked out without muchthought. With some extra work it could have been a lot better. The onlyreason it gets as high as a 4 is cause I liked Sharkboy.
ANNETTE: I rated this a 6 because it seemed to appeal to the audienceintended. But I also agree that with more time and attention therecertainly could have been a lot of improvement. Perhaps if Rodriguezdecides to make a sequel, he will obtain a better story with betteractors and surprise us all.
9) This is by far the worst film I've ever seen. It's cheesy, predictable,and 1 dimensional (even the 3-dimensional aspect to this film couldn'tmake up for it). It's about this ugly, moronic little kid who daydreamsabout stupid superheros. Then the superheros come to his school andkidnap him to save their own planet. Then they go through various"tasks" like "the land of milk and cookies". The stupid lava-freak hasidentity issues and the ugly shark kid is a violent, rabid freak whoneeds some medication or something.
I was embarrassed for watching this movie and for the people in it. itis a horrid insult to anyone who watches it.
The guy who played "Shark-Boy" goes to my friends school. He's aSophomore. He's not very popular and gets made fun of a lot…..
10) This movie makes no sense- at least, not in the linear, neat, tidy,world of adulthood. But, it captures the messy, gritty, disjointed,weird, raw, non-linear, funky, wild, whimsical, internally inconsistentworld of true childhood fantasy better than any film I can remember.The story is based off the "dreams" and stories of the director’s then7 year old son. As a mother and teacher, I can tell you that while thecharacters and situations are unique, they are also completelyrepresentative of the types of stories and imagination games that Ihave heard again and again.
My own children have certainly created their own superheroes steeped inthe same balance of derivative lore and imaginative elements thatSharkboy and Lavagirl possess. When faced with similar fantasies playedout on screen, my children responded gleefully. Heck, even before wegot the DVD home their imaginations had been so captured by what theyread on the box that they could not stop discussing it. And, once theyhad viewed the film, the conversation continued (and continued andcontinued!). Almost immediately, characters from the film began showingup in my children’s own pretending games- only, not *quite* as they hadexisted in the movie. The characters grew and evolved and were changedand fluffed until they fit seamlessly into my daughter’s world of"Sigalates" and my son’s "Robotland".
In other words, the film did beautifully what all good fantasies do- itinspired others to create, examine and expand their own. In my opinion,that is a near complete success. |